Our Spaces

Situated on the high street of Colchester Town, a stone’s throw from Colchester Castle, Three Wise Monkeys welcomes locals and visitors to a unique and crafted experience over four floors.

The Tap House on the ground floor supplies over 20 beers on tap including its very own Other Monkey Brewing traditional ales and craft beer, punchy cocktails, spirits and wines. Experts in craft, a selection of taps are changed weekly, meaning people will have the chance to try hyper-batch beers not found anywhere else or produced ever again. For light snacks Tap side, Buttermilk fried chicken strips, Beetroot Poppers, Deli rolls and more can be ordered to your seat at the bar.

On the middle floor in the Smokehouse restaurant, burgers, briskets and bites are smoked (two ways), dusted, braised and rubbed, sides of fries are hand cut and loaded and wings are glazed six different ways. Brunch is served all week long with waffles, pancakes and smashed avocado on the menu and bottomless brunch available every Saturday & Sunday.

In the basement, the Friday & Saturday Gin Bar serves over 55 artisan gins and liqueurs from around the world, handcrafted gin cocktails and hosts Gin Masterclasses. Lights are low and vibes are chilled.

On the top floor, the iconic function room plays host to live music, club nights, comedy, spoken word and everything in between. Something for everyone, Three Wise Monkeys holds weekly quiz nights, taster evenings, tap takeovers and a warm welcome to all who enter the doors.

On its doorstep, Three Wise Monkeys holds a number of Al Fresco tables for up to six people for drinking & dining.